Two dudes and 57 guitars looking for drummer, bassist, and vocalist

Virginia Beach VA

Description

We are two guitar dudes who are forming a thrash metal band. We’re on a trajectory for fame, fortune, and stardom at warp speed. We are the biggest thing in the Hampton Roads area except nobody knows it yet. We’re ready to hit the stage RIGHT. F’ING. NOW… we’re just missing a vocalist (must be a 7.5 without make-up), a bassist, a drummer, songs, and some very essential equipment. Other than that, we’re good to go. If you haven’t figured it out yet, this band is going to be a chick-magnet supreme (except for the bassist). Bruh! If this is for you, hurry and secure your spot in line for your opportunity to become a member of this legen… wait for it… dary band that will be bigger than Adele (prior to her weight loss). P.S. If you know any country music or opera fans, let them know about our band so we can convert them. * Mid 40s to early 50s (preferred) * True thrash metal and hard rock fans * No smoking * No drugs * No Justin Bieber or Maroon 5 fans * Moderate alcohol drinking ok (no piss-water beer, though)