Loving Home For OG Cat W/Attitude

zuni near san pedro, Albuquerque NM

Description

I need a OG cat prefurrr one with a long criminal record. This Cat must be a cat that takes no !@##$. Prior hitcat experience preferred.. but not necessary. Free room and board and OTJ training. Job description: 24/7 of wishing a mouse would. Stalking, prowling, hissing, pouncing, scratching, eating ( judge free zone ) however regular meals will be provided it's on you and your gangster catster ways. I am open to anything besides a flame thrower. You will be sharing the battle ground with the OG dog who prefers to work in another department his duty is too alert us of amazon deliveries, pizza deliveries, entertainers, and the usual publishers clearing house rep that is dropping off my subscription of readers digest. You are welcome to read them if you get bored between hits. To be honest OG dog will not be of much help but let me assure you that with dedication and love for one another we will be drinking out the tiny skulls of our enemies and after I finish college we will move out the hood and move in a RV that has room for the last member of our crew.. my motorcycle.