re: Please return Paddle to My Paddle board

Wellfleet MA

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You indicate that you've lost two paddle board paddles in one season. And it's early in the season! If you are not responsible enough to keep track of your paddle do you think paddle boarding is a good fit for you? Have you ever heard the expression of "being up sh#t's creek without a paddle"? You seem to constantly find yourself in such a place. Rather than keep losing paddles I suggest it would be a good idea to consider losing the paddle board as well. Boating is an inherently dangerous activity, and someone who is not responsible enough to maintain possession of their paddle probably shouldn't be boating. I would suggest you try considering a nice safe land based activity. Perhaps Netflix, bowling or hiking would prevent you from becoming a future aquatic Darwin Award winner. Take a nice walk on the beach rather than finding yourself in peril on the water. Don't be an accident looking for a place to happen! God is trying to tell you something. Listen to Him please!