To the mailman whose hand I smashed in the door

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Dear mailman, When a lovely Saturday morning was punctuated by your voice yelling “hello?” into our open door, my first instinct was in fact to slam the door shut into your approaching body. What I didn’t realize was that you were delivering a much-needed air conditioner. Regardless, I’d advise you to not enter peoples houses. They might be pantsless on an early Saturday morning!!!! Bless, -The Purcell House