Landscape company would like a clone of yesterday

Oklahoma City OK

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Yes, you heard it right. If only we had a clone machine. The person we were blessed(and it’s about dang time we were blessed) To have working yesterday Made for a very uneventful day. No surprises. No drama no shenanigans… How dare that&$/“&)(@$?@$&/arrive when they said they were. Dressed appropriately. Well mannered. Capable. Intelligent. Again… How dare that&@$)(?!@&&) Just waltz right in and get her done ! The nerve of some people.. We certainly didn’t see that coming. To add insult to injury, for which this individual nearly lost their job When it was clear they Were working at a normal regular pace. They weren’t dragging the clock out. They weren’t procrastinating on the more labor-intensive task and allowing someone else to have that pleasureAnd here’s the real kicker… When paying them at the end of the day we had miscalculated(we only had ten fingers) And actually overpaid them an hour. We know that because this individual pointed it out And as a result we had to do everything we could to not slap them. We said who are you anyway? Are you from this planet? Anyway… This person got in to there vehicle and disappeared. A very interesting vehicle Part DeLorean part frisbee. They say lightning doesn’t strike twice in the same spot. And we’re realist. Whatever planet this individual resides is a place We would like to move to. A place far far away in another galaxy, most likely, which is why Mr. musk must chop chop on the TechnologyHaving said that. Before settling/populating the new digs We’ll probably need to put Earth on the auction block. It’ll be a real fixer-upper. But that is where our post comes in. If we’re gonna get top dollar for earth… She’s gonna need her a little bit of new paint and a little tweaking Tweaking here and there as her curb appeal it’s going to be what brings in a potential buyer. We’re pretty sure that to get a carbon copy of what we had yesterday that whoever we do find today is probably going to be a bit green 405-408-5089 again area codes other than 405 are taken less seriously.