You were drunk and wearing a red shawl type thing and beige shorts. Had tattoos. You were distraught. Said the guy you had met from Liquid Zoo wasn't answering his phone. He was listed as "name name Liquid Zoo." I had a dog, and offered you to stay at my place. You asked me a question that I made a hilarious joke out of. For the love of god I hope you see this. You said you were from Central America. You seemed really scared but were beautiful and it seemed hopeless since obviously the dude either had your stuff or you were scared.
Hope you got home safe. Pretty sure I'm going to make money one day off the joke I'll write based on our interaction.
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