Dr. Mars has returned from Mars 2112

New York City NY

Description

Vabanu! This is Dr. Alberto Batista Consuelo Diego Enrique Fernandez Gonzalez Mars! (Don't forget to roll the Rs) Can you say that real fast fifteen times? After Mars 2112 closed it's doors, I began working to repair my ship so that I can return to Earth. Well, I'm Baaaack! I'm available for adult and children's parties. This zany whacky mad scientist is twenty Earth-Years older now, but I have not forgotten my silly songs, failed tricks, inaccurate science, goofy dances and I still possess the same sense of spontaneous fun and adventure that we used to enjoy back on Mars in the year 2112. As a matter of fact, I have some new things that I have learned that I can share with you! If you would like for me to attend your party and entertain you, your children and your friends, get on your communications devices and transmit to me what you call an email so we can schedule a conversation on your portable communicater to discuss the particulars. Please note that I crash-landed in Jersey City so I must rely on your primitive mass-transportation systems, therefore I am only serving Jersey City and Manhattan until I can repair my ship...yet again ~ sigh. All entertainment is guaranteed age appropriate. I have been fully vaccinated and decontaminated, and I will wear a mask for our mutual protection. I hope to hear from you soon! Vabanu!