Another Trumpty Dumpty F UP

Reston VA

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Here's yet another example of a T-Rump Fuck Up. Since the late '80s, Donald Trump has been tied to the WWE in a variety of ways, including a number of Wrestle Mania storylines. However, in 2009 Trump was part of a storyline in which he purchased the WWE from his friend Vince McMahon. The funny, yet sad part about this is that a number of WWE investors, who may not have realized that the sale of the company was kayfabe [fake], panicked and the WWE's stock took a very noticeable downward spiral. While Vince would wind up "purchasing" the company back from Trump a week later on a special commercial-free episode of Raw, the DAMAGE had already been done. Doesn't matter what Dumpty touches, it's guaranteed to FAIL! The Truth is always funnier than Fiction.