KAH needs you! no application necessary*

Houston TX

Description

KAH (Knitting At Home) needs you! No talent? Big fat skinny slob with HUUUUGE ego for no reason? Join us! Band will practice knitting and making knitting sounds from home alone. Concerts will be playing to ourselves only via Zoom. Shit Houston music scene avoided. No need to drive even five miles away with these #$(*^&%ed gas prices ( #$(*^&%ed means fucked). You wouldn't do it anyway back when the price was lower. No talent screamers with no lyrics come to the front of the line (which doesn't exist). Ages 18 1/2 or 84 only.* *We, I mean I, reserve the right to dismiss any brutal gore DEATH core bru2al Knitters for any and all arbitrary reasons whatsoever. Let's face it, your knitting probably isn't gore core death bru2al enough.