Landscape company says “Your dream gig awaits you”

Oklahoma City OK

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Wake up sleepyhead. Take a deep breath. Some of you may want to splash a little cold water on your face. Others may find It necessary two pinchthemselves or maybe a little love slap across their own cheek(The one located above the neck… But we don’t judge) in an attempt to ensure that the post that they’ve just read is not Just a dream they are having. That their eyes have not PlayEd another mean trick like they have on so many other occasions(which is why clothing designers should advertise in braille) Speaking of braille, that’s why The city has curbs, medians and concrete barriers,… Braille four the visually challenged drivers.we don’t judge. Many, Still,are going to have their doubts that This post isnot a Maroge (or it would have a steering wheel and A fabulous test crash rating )Then there are those conspiracy minded applicantsor Who will be sure it’s probably ascam, Or hallucination… (Which … Will… Means… UHHH…will require A “Smidge”more fine tuning By the doctors. Others? They are going to go to the whole philosophical route After reading the post. That ofdisbelief. “No way, This can’t be real! I thought post like this we’re only available to the well-connected. The luckiest of the lucky. But not to people like me. “I’ve done so much bad to the world at every turn. “I’m not worthy“. “I’ve been given so many opportunities each one I destroyed it in some way shape or form. Every gig job I’ve ever had ended in a disaster. So often in fact that employers would place my desk in the parking lot of the Red Cross. Told me it would be more efficient that way.Whether it was unprofessional behavior. Or flaky. Or the mini jobs that gave me opportunity after opportunity after opportunity to improve On my punctuality. Something very easily remedied By arriving to grammar class on time. “The gods can’t possibly think that I am worthy of yet another most amazing gig/Employment opportunityto be placedInto my lap“. Two that we say,With the exception of a newborn child… Most things/Experiences one’s lap is the host of … Usually end in disappointment. Whether it be Bankruptcy, Divorce or Better understanding of the law, I E,A little jail time to make sure you got the message.Again we don’t judge. We are aware of the frenzy that were causing throughout the job seeking public. The underemployed. The income handicapped And those who dare to dreamTo that we say everyone must remain calm and orderly as the last time we put this post up. how shall we say, it wasn’t our Cities finest moment, to say the least“. The fights. the rioting, The hurtful rhetoric. We had no idea our request/need for ones assistance in our little landscape companyWould stir “that” in people looking /Searchingfor work. We’re hoping to find that special someone that has a reliable well-maintained skateboard Combined with an impeccable work ethic. Someone honest and reliable SomeoneWho’s mother really really really really really really wantS them back on their own And not living in the basement. Thus allowing The valuable space too Be what it should’ve been years age… I rehearsal space for your parents punk rock band, “The empty-nesters“Before a man, I.e., men “Understood“that no means no Just saying. This gig won’t last long… They never do this gig demands that the person who fills it approaches it as though it actually matters. Need you to be professional in your Appearance and demeanor 405408-5089. Note, 405 area code phone numbers taken first. Would like you to start today if possible