musician needed

Las Vegas NV

Description

Seeking marimba player for all a capella heavy metal tribute to the song RESPECT. we have guitars but don't play them. You will stand and be black preferably. No phobics of any kind. Must provide proof of chicken pox vaccine (and booster). We don't actually play or sing any songs we just talk about woke shit. Must be very woke. Will be synth influenced in our discussions of music and white privilege. We are white but identify as transgender multi ethnics. If you are too light skinned we might have to airbrush you so we can have an actual person of color in the movement (we don't call ourselves a band). If you've ever seen a person with covid in person don't bother. If you don't shower and sleep with 2 masks on don't bother. Must bring own equipment, have a van and be willing to contribute to the movement fund ($1700 per month for my rent). 420 friendly, no pets, no whites, please transgender only but we might consider homosexual IF you are a minority. If this sounds like your kind of thing please don't bother, we only want uninterested people. Most of all just want to have some fun! (Please bring the $1700 to the first practice to be considered) P.s. we will do a background check on you ($75 expense you pay up front) to make sure you are not associated with any anti race or anti LGBTQ+phegrnatelytha##&& groups or any groups of any kind P.p.s. must be vegan P.p.p.s must have low-no carbon footprint. If you drive a car or breath air don't bother. Please send full body pic (must verify transgender status), video of you standing near an instrument and your resume of helping minorities.