Haul away couch and debris. $135 for NON MORONS ONLY

Philadelphia PA

Description

Need a NON MORON with van or pickup. Medium sized couch plus 10 bags of relatively light trash. Contractor bags so they're big. $135 cash. Tomorrow, Friday by 11am LATEST. Please DO NOT show up with an suv or sedan trying to strap the couch to the roof. Or tell me you have a chainsaw and you can cut it all up and scatter the tiny bits to the wind. Don't call and say you're renting a uhaul and youll be over in an hour and then realize you have no drivers license or credit card. Because you're a moron. Don't say yeah I can do it and then scramble to borrow a truck from your junkie friends who ALSO don't drive or have a license!! Send me cell number AND WHAT KIND OF VEHICLE YOU OWN. I will respond within 30 min of you messaging me. This is a serious request, but only for non-junkie-morons.