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Thanks to Randy's mom. The Church was right all along. The sum now orbits the earth.
Randy's mom didn't survive the dinosaurs. She ate them.
I dont care about Randy's mom pulling a train. But where did it go?
Randy's mom didn't give birth to him. He rode out on one of the trains.
She doesn't look all that bad. (I saw her in an old movie swatting airplanes from the empire state building.)
She's the soul reason that godzilla doesn't come this far in land. He's pretty sure he can do better. (Especially after seeing his son.)
We finally found the Titanic. Right after she took a dump while swimming.
Those aren't crab people. They're crabs.
Sorry it was low hanging fuit.
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