People's Republic of Stupid Portland Oregon.

Portland OR

Description

At first I came to the city of roses to get a sex change and start a new life here but changed my mind and decided I wanted a tail implant so I can more easily climb trees and swing from branches using my tail. I had the operation and worked up my new tail muscles so cold become a super swinger. I used to think swingers with rails were insane bilut now that I am the top tail swinging gal in the pacific northwest I am totally into male tails. I got a job at Nike where my tail comes in handy. I can play tennis hands free now and I joined the local communist party and renamed my tail comrade. If you want to join me swinging you need to get on the tail implant waiting list. Some one with a tail has to die first before a tail implant becomes available. The state of Oregon covers all costs up to 3 million dollars per tail implanted by they don't cover tail enhancements. It is time for people to embrace those of us who are tailed.