Clintons thankful democrat voters are simple minded

Buffalo NY

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The Clintons are very thankful that the pedocrat cult members are so simple minded that they can only focus on one shiny thing at a time. As the party colluded with all the major broadcast channels to distract viewers from the real concerns of the day, the body count associated with the Clintons continues to mount. Ashley Haynes was found drowned in the Arkansas River with an extension cord knotted to her ankle and attached to a concrete block — just months before Clinton moneyman Mark Middleton’s body was discovered hanging from a tree with an electrical cord of the same style wrapped around his neck and a close-range shotgun blast through his chest. The cause of both deaths? You guessed it! SUICIDE! You can not even make this stuff up. A source close to Haynes, who worked for a charitable group to feed and clothe the homeless, tells Radar the 110-pound yoga teacher would have never taken her own life – let alone paddleboard down the river lugging a concrete suicide slab. “It didn’t make any sense. She would never kill herself,” the Haynes source said. “When I heard she went missing, I knew instantly it was foul play. I don’t believe she killed herself. How could she water paddle down the river with a concrete block?!” Clinton’s former presidential campaign finance director, Middleton was found hanging from a tree with a cheap extension cord around his neck after trespassing onto a farm with a table to construct makeshift gallows. It is not clear if the claim is that he blew a hole in his chest prior to climbing on a table, wrapping an extension cord around his neck and a tree limb, then pushing the table out from under himself or if he climbed on the table, wrapped an extension cord around his neck and a tree limb while holding a shotgun, then while hanging from the extension cord managed to hold a shotgun to his chest and blow a hole through himself? Either case scenario seems rather unlikely and believable only to the most devout cult members. Mark Middleton, Bill Clinton's special advisor from Little Rock, Arkansas who connected the former president to deceased pedophile Jeffrey Epstein died at the age of 59 in early May. Middleton also flew on Epstein's Lolita Express numerous times. Middleton’s associate who spotted Haynes meeting the Clinton moneyman said the well-respected Little Rock businessman also was incapable of taking his life in such an elaborate fashion. Rather than cover these mysterious deaths, simple minded cult members of the pedocrat party were distracted with shiny things by all of the major networks.