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Experienced Drummer Available
I'm a very nice person, but I am tired of dealing with idiots!
I will not respond to any inquiry, which does not include the name of the group, and a phone number.
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I have top quality drums, and reliable transportation.
I'm not overweight.
I do not drink.
I am not addicted to drugs.
I have never been arrested.
I'm not homeless, or living in a car.
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I don't have any "issues", and have no interest in those who do.
I'm not holding auditions, or rehearsals at my residence.
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I'm interested in playing music non-musicians want to hear, such as...
Bon Jovi
Poison
Ratt
Billy Idol
Guns N Roses
Def Leppard
Aerosmith
Journey
AC / DC
Tom Petty
The Cars
Bad Company
Etc.
I'm not into Death Metal or unnecessarily complicated music.
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If your singer can't sing, or your guitar player is a miserable, control freak, don't contact me.
This has been an issue, repeatedly!
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I will NOT play for free.
I will not travel 500 miles for a $50.00 gig.
I will not perform at trailer parks, retirement homes, the VFW, American Legion.
I will not dress like an idiot, or wear "matching outfits".
I will not get the "Clot Shot", or wear a mask.
No offense, but those contacting me have been...
Drunks
Drug addicts
Uneducated
Extremely old
Pissed-off
Unrealistic
Ignorant
Delusional
Control freaks
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Please, send a link to your website, or your set list.
Thanks, for reading this ad!
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