LTM

Redmond OR

Description

Spotted: This Gumby hangs out at Carnaval, the Wayfarer, and Diego’s most nights. He can be seen each evening with a different unsuspecting female, plying them with alcohol and cheap talk. Do not be fooled by his facade of respectability and smooth-talking ways. He tries to make up for his lack of body mass with pretend play and throwing money around, but be warned, he will use you and abuse you in no time flat, all while playing the victim and pretending he’s pining over love lost. Plus, he’s got a crooked d*ck. Xoxo, Gossip Girl