The White House is a sewer

Washington DC

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because Trump clogged up every toilet in the place trying to flush all the incriminating evidence. There was also a copy of the Constitution still stuck in the pipes from when Trump wiped his ass with it on his first day. And of course we also know that the Trump administration committed further felonies by burning documents int he White House fireplaces. These are things any Mafia member would do but even though Trump was just a usurper put in power by a foreign enemy, it was thought the staff would do a better job of controlling his criminal behavior.