found pint of ben&jerrys’tonight dough’ ice cream

Chatsworth GA

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Had a great night, all considered, and on my way home I stopped by the mapco to get my gf some a&w Rootbeer and they were out. Went to the next store, they were out. Went to 2 more stores and they too were out. About to get back into my truck(1978 Chevy big 10 custom deluxe short bed w/350 four bolt main with three on the tree) when this creepy man climbed out of the dumpster and told me of a secret place in town to get a&w rootbeer. He said to walk to this spot in the middle of grassy mountain and gave me instructions with a note that had a list of chants to perform. I got to the spot and followed the notes instructions and this door appeared on the truck of a huge walnut tree. I was afraid to go in and I guess I hesitated too long because it closed and vanished and I couldn’t get it to appear again. On my way back out of the woods I found this pint of Ben and Jerry’s ‘tonight dough’ ice crram(barely eaten) and figured someone might want it back. $6.99 at the mapco is a pretty chunk of change to pay and not get to enjoy it.