I'm CoolBreeze Cat and I Know Where It's At!

Tyler TX

Description

So, some jerk dumped me down by the lake when I was just a little kitten. NOT COOL! And I know from cool...cause I'm a CoolBreeze! Anyway, this fisherman who has a good heart found me and took me home. I've been hanging with him for the last year. But he's got to go on long trips now and can't take me with him. Not cool either. But he's pretty great. I mean he didn't know me from Garfield and he takes me home and feeds me and looks after me for a year. Pretty nice guy! Anyway, a little more about me. I like long walks on the beach, candlelit dinners...oh wait...that's supposed to go on my Match profile! Uhhhh...yeah. So I'm not really any bother. I've got a bit of a gut. My back legs are a little wonky. And I have a fondness for lying on my back between someone's knees and being fed treats! I'll play chase games and act like a Weirdo from time to time. I guess that's why the fisherman dude calls me Weirdo all the time! It's kind of insulting. But I'm a cat...what am I worried about??? I've got all my stuff together. Food for a month or two, nice litter box and litter, assorted toys, and a cardboard box that I've made my home (cardboard boxes are the BOMB!) I would ask that you give the dude a little money to cover some of my upkeep for the last year. I mean he did all the hard work. Made me trust humans again. He even puts these cool black fake fingernails on my claws. He says it's to keep me from scratching things up in the house. But I put off a pretty GOTH attitude and he indulges me! I've enclosed some pictures so you can tell that I'm not catfishing you. I am that HANDSOME! You're going to have to convince the guy to let me hang with you. He's no pushover. He'll put you through a thorough check to make sure I'm going to a great place. A place that will be conducive to my development as the COOLEST of the Cool!...The Breeziest of the Breezy! Hope you like my profile. Hit me up and maybe we can become an item!