my mister coffee machine on acid

Santa Rosa CA

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i woke up this morning and there is a russian tank turret poking through my kitchen window wtf vlad ? please recalculate your glonass also, mypillow is gone, so either i had a dream about eating a yuge marshmallow or there is another republican/nra convention in confederate america with mike lindell speaking ps. where i will be going, i will definitely need a lot of marshmallows, and yes i am truly sorry about all that