You farted in Fry's

Tucson AZ

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You were the tall brunette with the near perfect body that farted in the bread section yesterday. I was the guy that was next to you that looked over and asked "was that you?" You quickly responded "No it wasn't me!" You seemed a little insulted that I asked. As the smell began to spread, you continued to deny your flatulence, but it was very clear what had happened. I tried to get rid of the stench by waving 2 loaves of multigrain bread. You then stormed off in an angry march. You were beautiful and even if you are a liar and fart like a Clydesdale, I'd love to meet up...