Highly Offensive Jazz/Metal Bassist Lusts Snooty Upper Crust Cohort

Walnut Creek CA

Description

Hi I am actually a nice guy who likes to play aggro weirdo music. I play jazz (and other stuff) on electric bass and like exploring lots of dynamics, but also want a sketchy, dirge sound to make the world even more unhappy. I want to fuse raw energy with both eloquence and destruction, colliding doom metal, jazz, pop, and electronic elements. It would appease me to have such a band. I'm not such a great multi-instrumentalist but I can have pretend seizures on drums, fake guitar chords and fast solos, and meddle with MIDI well enough that I can trick bystanders into thinking I can play piano. It would be great if there were a situation where we all switch instruments around and goof off, have fun and whoop ass. I really want another like-kind cohort instead of a band. I can play bass and guitar licks within the metal world mostly on my own and need someone who is a legit drummer or synth god. No need to make friends with a room full of middle-aged men excaliming "dude" and "bro" over and over. I DO NOT JAM!!! I DO NOT LIKE TO JAM!!! Artistic vision and planning ahead is so much more productive. I like good players, but if you're a beginner and have a couple ounces of creativity and the balls and/or ovaries to just rip shit up then that's an ideal alternative. Yeah, I like the latter better! Playlist sees a lot of Mingus, Bach, Jerry Goldsmith, Parliament, Cardiacs, Doris Day, Black Flag, Melvins, hard techno, Venom, Today is the Day, tons of "ethnic" music, etc. Heck, I even like Dua Lipa. Let's make something sound real snakey, mean and original. I don't want to sound like some regular average metal band just chugging along in D and banging heads to boring low energy stuff. I stopped drinking and smoking pot by the metric ton but still hate Weezer, Primus, Dave Matthews, that guy from Faith No More, mohawks interrupted by bald spots, and politics. Snobby working professional here looking for the same. Not trying to propose marriage herein, just getting the point across. Strong sense of humor required. Please don't be a total wuss like the video game enthusiast no-talent who pinged me last time around. Elden Ring is pretty cool, though.