Thank you God for giving me the wisdom

Greenbelt MD

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to buy a Tesla! I laugh my ass off every time I drive past a gas station and watch the rural yokels cursing at the price on the pump! I charge up at home every night and can easily go 350 miles on a charge. But with the new Supercharger stations, I can get an extra 200 miles in about the same time it used to take me to fill my old gas guzzler! Look at all these Superchargers already up and running! And it just came out. They'll be at every gas station in the US within no time! "The Tesla Supercharger is the fastest charging option when you're away from home, allowing you to charge your car up to 200 miles in 15 minutes. Designed to get you charged and back on the road as quickly as possible, we own and operate 30,000 global Superchargers that are accessible on a 24/7 basis, located on major routes near convenient amenities." No rolling brownouts in the forecast for my area. Maybe you live in one of the shithole rural parts of the country where they don't have much of anything. It's ok. Yokels can't afford Teslas anyway. They spend all their money on guns and booze. No wonder they're all poor!