Witchy Wanda B

Menifee CA

Description

I saw you in an abandoned lot with a broken broom and you kept screaming "but I can fly!" Well all these tiny bald headed white men came tumbling out of your ears, and piling up in the grass around you. I was mesmerized. The little bald white man kept coming until the pile was all the way around you and taller than you, but somehow I can still see you in the middle of it. They all started dancing around in a circle these millions of little bald white men. They were pointing at you and laughing. You started digging in your bag, and asking them if they took your vodka and the ice cream. I stayed a few minutes longer, until you curled up in a ball on the ground, crying. I felt bad a little, but that hair with all that pink s***, yeah, I would always have to pass on that. But now all your little baldheaded white men are overrunning the town, those little guys from that movie Gremlins and got s*** on these dudes. Anyway, you left that broken broomstick. It has sticky red stuff that smelled like pennies on it.-Black Philip