To the scumbag catalytic converter thieves

Henderson NV

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To the subhumans that stole the catalytic converter from my car. I just want to let you know that I did replace it. I refuse to let scumbags like you interfere with my life. Thankfully, that vehicle isn't one that I drive much, so I can let it sit for a while. Should you decide to stupidly steal the new one, let's face it - you are not that intelligent or you wouldn't be doing this - don't worry about any ratteling noises inside it when you cut it out. It's just normal. Also, don't worry about any extra weight. It's new with some 'upgrades'. Finally, think nothing about the loud noise when the proximity sensor detects that you are a half mile away from my house. You probably won't even feel the concussion from the pipe bomb when it goes off/ I know that I won't feel anything when a cockroach like you goes up in a wall of flame. Go ahead. Steal another one. Which one had the pipe bomb and proximity sensor in it? By the time it explodes, you will be far enough away from my house that I will never even be questioned. I will never even report it being stolen. Pipe bombs and proximity sensors are very easy to build. How many other people besides me might like to try this? The odds of getting caught are miniscule. Which one will kill your stupid ass? No one will even care. You are the scum of the earth. Everyone will celebrate you death.