Mustard

Columbiana OH

Description

Fools. You cannot report mustard ! You cannot delete mustard. Mustard is the king of all condiments. No matter how much you try to deny that mustard is king, you will fail. Here is what you need to know. France is experiencing a shortage of mustard. The president has offered American Frenches mustard in exchange for baby formula. The French are countering our offer, they cannot give us any of their baby formula, but the can give us a limited amount of truffles, and about 2000 disc jockey computers. These negotiations can get rather complex. The French were having trouble finding the truffles and tried to trade with Italy for cheese. All while China was conquering space and building a mustard factory, on the dark side of Montoon. So the president has offered to throw in some old Idaho potatoes( we have a surplus since we shut down our fairs) and the French are going to throw in free coupons for french maids anywhere any time, sign up here !