Only the best of the breast please!

Atherton CA

Description

Lactating women of America should be united and milked in order to solve our nation's formula crisis. Fresh breast milk is better for the infants. Subjecting an infant to the different forms of beneficial bacteria which are within each and every breast is a major plus to baby. "Lend a Breast to YOUR Neighborhood!" campaigns could easily bring fresh milk to the home. Perhaps a lactating baby sitter could be a bonus option too! And best of all, this idea will keep abortions down as one needs a baby in order to produce milk. ( this is an uneducated guess by the male writer) Poor girls could be married at the age of thirteen and utilized for their producing capabilities for years. The wealth that could be amassed by selling another's milk could be outstanding. Perhaps 'farms for runaways' or 'stalls for the stupid" could be built to help the troubled youth of America who once had all of the manufactured food that they could swallow.