Dear God of Guitar Players

Chicago IL

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Dear God of Guitar Players, I, a humble singer and bass player and my band compatriots, humbly beseech thee to send us a guitar player, strong of wrist, fleet of finger, and wisened in the ways of rock'n roll, particularly alternative, Pop rock. Would that this guitar player be over the age of 21, So that we may drink ale together and perform at local taverns. May he or she be in possession of a vehicle with which to travel, And professional quality gear with which to produce tones most pleasing to the ear. We ask that you grant us a battle hardened guitar player, possessing knowledge of scales, so that when I say this song is in E minor he or she shall comprehend. May he or she be a punctual guitar player, and not a layabout, a rogue, a ruffian or a villain. In Jimmy Page's name we pray. Amen https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4YjmRgxJ04k https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4o0jCXaceyg