DIY Eye & Elbow Surgery

Cleveland OH

Description

Searching for someone to help me fix my eye's cornea. There's a lot of scarring from an abrasion in 2018 that didn't heal correctly because the eye doc didn't want to protect it with a 50 cent lens bandage because I didn't have any insurance, albeit I was still paying him out of pocket in full. It causes a major loss of vision and dimness in that eye, so I have eye strain 24/7...for almost 4 years. I need someone to scrape off the entire top layer of the cornea so that it will grow back correctly. This is called a 'debridement'. I'll show you how to do it from what I learned on youtube. We'll use a razor blade after soaking the cornea in some whiskey to soften it up. It's pretty easy and we can practice on some tilapia fish in my freezer. I have to go DIY with this cuz I still don't have any insurance and the doc wouldn't even give me a 50 cent lens bandage, what are the odds they'll do a full stop eye procedure??...yeah right. Hey, I’ll buy you a carton of smokes to make it worth your time. Switching gears, I’ll throw in a case of your favorite beer if you use the same razor blade, after wiping it off with a rag of course, to cut some calcium deposits out of the tendons in my elbow. I can show you where to cut based on an X-ray I was lucky enough to talk a doctor into prescribing one year when I had medicaid, before they took it away from me because I cost them that X-ray. We can tie a tourniquet around my arm at the shoulder to numb it before you start cutting.