Dom DeLuise seeking Meatball Sub

Portland OR

Description

Any length. Wheat or white bread. Extra cheese. Toasted. No need to knock. I'll smell the sauce and come look through the peephole. At my doorstep, unwrap the sandwich, take one of the dripping meatballs out of it and hold it up to the door so I may see it. Wrap it in a napkin and put it in your pocket. That's your tip. Leave the unsheathed meat beast at the door and please vacate the premises. IF YOU RETURN FOR ANOTHER MEATBALL I WILL SAY MEAN THINGS TO YOU THROUGH THE DOOR. No Contact. No flakes.