DIY Eye Surgery

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Pittsburgh PA

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Searching for someone to help me fix my eye's cornea. There's a lot of scarring from an abrasion in 2018 that didn't heal correctly because the eye doc didn't want to protect it with a 50 cent lens bandage because I didn't have any insurance, albeit I was still paying him out of pocket in full. I need someone to scrape off the entire top layer of the cornea so that it will grow back correctly. This is called a 'debridement'. I'll show you how to do it from what I learned on youtube. We'll use a razor blade after soaking the cornea in some whiskey to soften it up. It's pretty easy and we can practice on some tilapia fish in my freezer. I have to go DIY with this cuz I still don't have any insurance and the doc wouldn't even give me a 50 cent lens bandage, what are the odds they'll do a full stop eye procedure??...yeah right. Hey, I will buy you a carton of smokes to make it worth your time.

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