The water doesn't stink, it's regular water

Portland OR

Description

We chatted a little on tinder about your dog and our favorite ITYSL sketches - you seemed really smart and funny and cool. You were headed on a work trip last we talked but I got rid of my profile before we could exchange numbers. I don't know if we were headed in that direction, but maybe we could talk again. Or we could get dinner and you can house my entire burger. Please don't make me get back on that stupid app. Somethin' bout it stinks