to the old fart that hit my car

Portland OR

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You: old, terrible white beard, red car with bumper stickers Me: sitting in my car, getting ready for the drive home after a long, stressful day at work You were parked in front of me on 22nd Ave in between Hoyt & Glisan. As you tried to pull out, you hit my car. I beeped my horn to signal to you that you hit me, and in your haste to escape responsibility, you hit my car AGAIN and dented my bumper!! I got out of my car and you sped off. I get that parallel parking can be tough, but you had more than enough room to not hit my car. This is the FIFTH time someone has hit & run my car while it's been parked in this neighborhood alone.Have the fucking decency to at least get out and apologize. The last person to hit my car last week was kind enough to offer to buy me coffee. I hope you blow a tire on your way home. The next time I see your car, you're gonna have to pay for some of your own damages. Eat shit. P.S. wash your beard, dickhead