Master Shredder needs a female villain gf because he is a virgin

Brunswick ME

10 May, 2022

Description

This is Master Shredder. (you must read this in my voice) I've been informed there is a possibility of the existence of a female super villain of similar status of delusions, since I am a virgin which is the main reason I am so angry and unforgiving to my enemies is I am unloved. This could easily be resolved if you can help me find someone as disastrously devious as I. If not, I will continue my tyrannical rampage against the teenage mutant ninja turtles and my sworn mortal enemy, Master Splinter. Thank you.