Non-professional Clown

Livonia MI

Description

Want to add a clown to your next event? Look no further! Ill come to any event other then children's birthday parties. Perfect times to add a clown include: *Funeral *Alcohol / drug intervention *Scare your friends during an lsd trip *Pregnancy announcement *32nd birthday party *Quitting your job Services I can provide include: *Being the bearer of bad news *Showing up to a party, shotgunning a beer and leaving without saying a word *Providing eviction notices *Deliver flowers/chocolate to that one coworker you secretly love or hate *Provide motivational talk to you kid who doesn't want to go to college *Jump in a zoom call and talk about the importance of buying doge coin The possibilities are endless for what you might need my service for. Pricing will be on an individual basis. Feel free to reach of for any of the above services or other ideas you might have!