Green haired

Portland OR

Description

You were working as a beer vendor in general admission at the Timbers regular season opener on 2/26. Green hair, though it may have been a wig. We chatted for longer than I expected, you said you had never even been to a game before. What ever happened to you? Did you abscond with the church funds? Did you run off with a Senator's wife? I like to think that you killed a man. It's the romantic in me.