If you're reading this ad, you probably did something wrong...

Pittsburgh PA

Description

You did something wrong not in opening and reading this ad. You did something wrong at some point in your education and work history. You probably didn't develop marketable skills and now you're here looking for a few days work. I'm looking to hire somebody. Good news: exciting work with the Triple Crown of compensation (salary, bonus, commission) and an introduction to job skills that will benefit you going forward. Bad news: you can't be the typical CL job seeker. You need strong research and communication skills. You have to have the ability to contact others and explain value in a short amount of time and words. This is a two-month assignment. Do it well and you may find yourself with a cool career. If you're going to reply, there are three things that will get you deleted rapidly. 1. Write "Interested! Tell me more!" 2. Write something like, "I feel I have the qualifications for the job...." How about "I have the..."? 3. Forget to attach a recent (written in this decade) resume. This opportunity is immediate. Reply now--in a professional manner.