A very merry second anniversary with the blue Ford Fusion

155 Briarwood Rd, Fort Collins CO

01 September, 2022

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I am very, very excited to announce that we are quickly approaching the second anniversary for our abandoned blue Ford Fusion! Two long years ago, the Ford came to us. The owner of this special Ford has abandoned the poor car. We were all sad. But we welcomed the Ford into our collection of abandoned, unregistered vehicles at Ramblewood Apartments in Fort Collins. We have dozens, but this Ford is the most famous. I encourage you to join us celebrating two years with the Ford by coming out to take selfies! I want to see you by the Ford, on the Ford, or whatever your imagination can dream up. Bring friends! Bring gifts to the Ford! Let's show our appreciation to the Ford with offerings. I am especially interested in finding a witch to sacrifice a small mammal over the hood of the Ford; you know, for good luck. Rumor has it that no one that has appeared in a picture with the car has ever gotten sick. Many of them actually won the lottery soon after being within feet of this God given gift. Please come to 155 Briarwood Rd, and then drive to the end of the road. There you will find the Ford. Now, for those interested, we also have for your worship, a white BMW hatchback, a black Toyota Avalon, a silver Ford Taurus, a red Toyota Camry, a black Ford Expedition Eddie Bauer XLT, and more! We also have a fine collectoin of 90s VW which are on display in front of building 7. I have seen many other oddities that you should not find at any apartment complex parking lots. PS the streets within the Ramblewood Apartments are considered free territory. That is to say that the city of Fort Collins claims the streets are owned privately. Ramblewood management says the street messes are the problem of the city. So no entity wants to claim ownership or responsibility for the streets here. So if you need to store a car, an RV, a commercial vehicle, a wreck, a parts car on blocks, and or need a place to park so you can sleep, then you are in luck because you are free to store anything on these streets; and if you are homeless, you can live in a thing on the street rent free without fear of being forced to leave. Free restrooms at the laundry room. Pets welcome!