Hiring Animator For FARK VAMPIRES

378 E. HIGH ST. APT.3 near EVENS, Pottstown PA

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asking$2Billion FARK VAMPIRES Animation OCTOBER 31st HERSHEY'S COCA-COLA NIKE Xbox1 Sunglass Spinners Comedy Billy Bob, mioski, Barret Hackney, and unknown, lives are at STEAK lol when they find their old Hello Kitty FORK that had fallen into the hands of VAMPIRES long long ago, whom had mistaken it for a vampire STAKE. While trying to retrieve what they think is a STAKE the VAMPIRES get a look into the lives of 4 Nit-Wit FAT ASSes and get beat up and found dead in hilarious ways unbenounced and unknowingly to unknown, Barat, Mioski, and Billy Bob. The four boys are in BATWURST Highschool and are on the BATS Football team Vince Vaughn as Coach, and are pressured by thier megalomaniac yacht club owner father Les Grossman (Tom Cruise from Tropic Thunder) to get jobs after SCHOOL or be CUTT-OFF and lose their inheritance. The 4 Brothers from different mothers are still getting used to the HOT chick from the New Baywatch Axexandra Dadario who is engaged to their father Les Grossman while still getting over the "boohoo mommy and daddy got a divorce faze" Barret says "it says DO NOT provoke your CHILDREN TO ANGER in the book of GENESIS CHAPTER 1!" "I Found it on my Daily Bread app on my iphone" "Your DAILYBREAD?!" Overprivliged boy's always lusted after this one boat they decide to steal it Mioski and unknown are water skiing on the back, they look on the side and they see the Gangsters Business Logo they say "Oh SHIT and they crash the boat, VAMPIRES look around for the FORK on the boat find some scrubby plastic fork attached to a used condem When Gangsters come on the Boat vampire panics sticks it in his mouth, Robert Dinero and the gangsters beat the Shit out of the Vampires. Dogs at the School Donald George Abbey, James Conn, Will Ferrell, Alec Baldwin, Matt Frewer, Chevy Chase. Ryan Reynolds and John C. Reily hire the four boys at the Telemarketing Sell John Deer LawnMowers Gary Busey takes out one of the Vampires (John C. Reiley always asks Will "how was school" and Zack Galifinikis also works there says inappropriate stuff ake the four boys under their WINGS and im talking KFC. Jennifer Aniston (English teacher), George Castanza (History), Newman (Science Teacher), (Bobby Lee Math Teacher) funny scene in here with COUNT Dracula, Collin Ferrell and Brad Pitt (Teach Gym). The Students administration (andy dick) gets kidnapped by the Gangsters and speaks with (Jack Mayhayer dude from forgetting Sara Marshall) screams "Get somone on the phone" and there's confusion students are unknown, Katey Holmes plays(Les Grossman's Daughter 4 boys sister), Taylor Swift, Chad Michael Murray as Quarterback, Barret Hackney, Fat Amy, Jessica Beil, Jessica Alba, Megan Fox. Tom Cruise's Fiance Hot Chick from Baywatch also his Yacht is called PITTY CRUISE. The Vampires are Mila Kunis, Ashton Kutcher, David Shwimmer Will Saso and Jack Black and the rest of the VAMPIRES are 10 of my friends from school. Hello Kitty Fork was originally found in a Kellogg's COUNT DRACULA cereal box by little Barret and his three brothers cherished through brotherly love and college humor. Four boy's outfits are style Black Four BATS mimic ninja turtles worn by Barret With white hightop nikes with Orange Swoosh, Billy Bob for BATS mimic ninja turtles T shirt has white high top Nikes Purple Swoosh, Mioski wearing a ninja turtles bands around BATS to mimic ninja turtles Tshirt has white high Top Nike Blue Swoosh, Two antagonists at telemarketing company is Billy Zane and Christopher McDonald "hey did you fill your quota or fill those tummies with more food". The four boys find love Jessica Beil<3Billy Bob Jessica Alba<3mioski Fat Amy<3Preston Lacey Emma Watson<3Barrat Hackney Taylor Swift opens for Green Day they play rock anthem called Thousand Stars Thousand Seagulls (the group of 8 is outside the concert music volume minimizes flower pot smashes over Will Saso Head). Ryan Reynolds closes window on vampires fingers late night at work VAMPIRE (david shwimmer) falls out of window while the four boys are playing VIDEO GAMES on their work computer and eating a bunch of snack foods and drinking beer. Ryan Reynolds gets suspicious finding dead VAMPIRES at their place of work snoops around investigates with binoculars one thoughts goes through the paranoid nerd and that's alien invasion. Theres a weekend at the Bernie Scene where they Knock Ryan Reynolds Out and Put Sunglass SPINNERS on him buy the FORK Back from the collector auction and spend Ryan's 2.1 million dollars to buy the FORK back. Ryan has sunglass SPINNERS put on him and they tie paddle to Billy Bob's hand and walk him in with his feet tied to each other Vampire Beat Up Scenes 1. Vampire accidently knocked off bridge Jack Black 2. Vampire accidently flower pot smashes over his head Will Saso 3. Vampire accidently smashed fingers in window at work David Shwimmer 4. Vampire ran over by Pitty Cruise night time Will Saso 5. Vampire accidently hit by Car Jack Black 6. Vampire mascot catches on fire at Friday's football game Jack Black 7. Vampire accidently pissed on Will Saso 8.Vampire smashed his head in in laundry machine by Billy Bob Will Saso Advertisers in the making SUNGLASS SPINNERS NIKE is paying me $50,000,000 for there promotion in FARK VAMPIRES HERSHEY'S NESTLES Coca-Cola Abercrombie&Fitch SandPop&Boomer Ford AT&T GEICKO Happy Meal TOYS at McDonald's XBOX1 TACO BELL