Got anything weird and creative for 5/16?

golden gate near van ness, San Francisco CA

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So... friends are getting married at City Hall around 11:30 a.m. on May 16. It's a very small group -- just 4 plus the bride and groom, and there's already a photographer attached for pictures on the City Hall steps. I was thinking that it would be fun to add some bit of weirdness to the photos on the steps, but not sure what. Anyone have any suggestions? Anyone know how to breathe fire? (Burners....?) Swallow swords? Anyone have a falcon? Exotic animals to pose with? One-man band? Just looking for something to make the day and the photos unusual and memorable, so feel free to suggest whatever I'm not thinking of. The engagement shouldn't be for more than @ 45 minutes, and pay is negotiable. Let me hear what you got, CL'ers! Love you guys.