crossword muse

Windsor VT

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You helped me with my crossword puzzle tonight at the bar in Windsor, and I had trouble keeping my eyes on the page. I’m sorry if you felt me looking at you, but your hair, your nosering, your tattoo (Ferdinand in his flowers) was too much for me - surely you know you’re gorgeous, right? Like, the up-at-4-AM-can’t-sleep kind of gorgeous. I assume you are taken, and I’m sure every guy in the bar was in love with you, and I’d add my name to the list except you don’t know my name and I don’t know yours. But I still need your help with this puzzle! Writing this is absurd. Who reads craigslist missed connections? Still, I would have done far more absurd things tonight if you had asked me to. If you’re out there (please be out there) ask me to do something absurd. -J