WHO: Renaissance Man

Los Angeles CA

Description

Installing a new Ikea kitchen in a compact space in Berlin. Must be willing to travel to Italy by train and see their homeland. Has an eye for three dimensional spaces. Carpenter, electrician. Will smoke Gauloises blonde cigarettes. And drink gin, when the occasion calls for it. Love of cats is an absolute must. But despises raccoons and other backyard vermin. Pyrotechnic enthusiast preferred, knows how to pack a functioning kitchen into a 4-runner and cook at high altitudes. Can install lighting. Pizza maker, cacio e pepe savant. NO MEAT. Creative solutions for wall hangings. Has a soothing voice like David Attenborough. Hung like a *goddamn* cart horse.