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Somewhere in the state of California, there is a mental hospital that is missing one of it's patient.
If anyone has any idea which bridge vande nessie hides under, please contact your local police or animal control.
Be advised that v n is not dangerous, but has been known to throw it's own feces at it's handlers. Do not, under any circumstance mention President Trump or bring attention to pedo joe or heels up harris and their failures. This will immediately cause a bowel movement and arm it with projectiles.
Should you come in contact with nessie, do not approach but call your local animal control. They are best trained to cope with primates and are armed with tranquilizer guns.
If they are attainable in your neighborhood, a moon pie and an R C Cola will also bring it under control.
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