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Rockford IL

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Over the years, I've seen occasional news stories about male testosterone levels decreasing in America. I dunno; maybe. Well, apparently Tucker Carlson has gotten in on the ground floor for promoting THE CURE: sun tanning your testicles. OK, Trumpists: Before you waste good money on expensive gizmos, maybe try it at home with the microwave. Or ask your dentist if you can "teabag" the x-ray machine for a while. Wait a minute... Trumpists? Dentists? Scratch that (pun intended). By the way, does Tucker's voice seem a little higher lately?