Looking to get this project off the ground

Buffalo NY

Description

Guitarist and viellist looking for a drummer, keytarist, tubist, and full string section for an all-original, classical spasm-core band. I have pawn-shop equipment and my mom says we sound good. I already have gigs booked next week through mid-term elections. We practice Mondays and twice on Thursdays. Must have own transportation and be willing to pull a small horse trailer. Backup vocals and guest bedroom are a plus. Influences include Olestra, Sulfites, Yellow #5, Evaporated Cane, Modified Starch, Guar Gum, Carrageenan, HFCS, Propyl Gallate, Glutamates, Acesulfame-K, Caffeine, Ampicillin, Defoaming Agents, Melissa, Progesterone. Valerian Root, Yerba Santa, and Irish Moss. Ideally we're looking for someone between 23-58 with an appreciation for post-Shelley-Long Cheers episodes and has never had a hard seltzer of any kind. Serious inquiries only please.