Seeking vocalist

Seffner FL

Description

Looking for vocalist for original metal project. All you need to do is argue with every single thing that comes out of my mouth, shoot down my ideas, put yourself on a higher pedestal than me, do so much booze and drugs that you get lockjaw on show date, brag about your nonexistent sex life, misrepresent your criminal background, not know a single Sabbath song, blow practice sessions because you got a boo-boo on your finger tip, bring your mommie to practice, wear yo Mama's dress to practice, worship the devil.