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For sale - necklace I got a few days ago as a birthday present. The person who bought it for me put a lot of thought into it, has a lot of sentimental value, but make me an offer and its yours
If you don't want that, I have a really nice computer that same person let me borrow. I told them how I needed one to get my sh** together. They told me they needed this one back because it belonged to their work, like I give a f**k. Make me an offer and its yours
If you don't want that, I got airline credit from a ticket someone bought me a few days ago so I could break the cycle of addiction and homelessness I was in and go live with family in Alaska. Its worth $400, but make me an offer and its yours.
If you don't want that, I've got a brand new phone someone bought me just today because I told them my phone got stolen (but I really sold that one, too). They're even paying the service on it, make me an offer and its yours.
If you don't want that, I've got a hotel TV. No seriously, I threw a party in someone else's hotel room, the TV got busted, so I took off, left them with a $1700 charge and ghosted them. You can have that one for free.
...so yeah, just keep telling yourself you're a good person, and that it's me who acts all f**ked up, when you can't even say "sorry" for this and everything else you did to me.
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