Biden receives warm welcome in Iowa

San Francisco CA

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While giving a speech in Iowa yesterday, biden was struck by a liquid substance on the left lapel of his jacket. The speech was televised and in order to allay any question of what the substance might be, a white house spokesperson told us that it was corn. Stokes did a fact check and after extensive investigations, verified the substance to be corn since there was corn in the background. Unfortunately, there are rumors that the substance was not corn or if it was corn, it had been passed through the digestive system of a bird. Commonly know among the great unwashed as bird shit. What we can take from this episode is that birds are more intelligent that democrats and can recognize a pile of s hit when the see one. The bird even left a marker for those who still might have a doubt. For the first time in history, the secret service has had to activate what some of the ss call the poop patrol. The four members of the poop patrol are on someone's s hit list. literally