You shoulda forked my cake

Portland OR

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I saw you eyeing up my pancakes, lookin hungry. You coulda just asked, but I get it if you're just shy and was waiting for me to offer. I'd be more than happy to have you taste my flapjacks, I'll even butter em up for ya 😜 bet your fork would slip right in no problem. You even woke me up that night cause you were smacking and licking your lips loudly, probably thinking abt how good that short stack would taste covered in ropes of thick syrup. Sincerely, that femboy that shared a dorm with ya 🖤